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August 10th, 2018, 6:50 pm
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pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:12 pm
Epic battle rp starts here
Arceus The Pokemon GOD August 10th, 2018, 7:14 pm
fine, but... *puts force feild around you 2* it's a good thing you both have heal factors...
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:16 pm
Now...time for THE REAL BATTLE TO BEGIN! WHERE THE F*CK IS MR GREEN BEAN
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:19 pm
@pixlyJolt: your using ILLEGAL equipment, so... *activates Inner hero mode* *1 eye turns Green, other turns white* GAME ON. NOW I CAN'T BE HIT, AND MY POWER IS MULTIPLIED BY INFINITE! HA! TRY ME.
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:22 pm
*jumps 90 miles into the air* TRY THIS! *comes down where you are* *Raises fist* *slams it into your face, AND the ground, causing a shockwave of electricity to fly everywhere, leaving you with 1 hp*
Arceus The Pokemon GOD August 10th, 2018, 7:15 pm
also, the Z-crystal your using is illegal. you may be arrested for using it. (to Speed)
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:20 pm
Oh yeah, well is more illegal to call yourself god & have less power than a freaking CAT
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:22 pm
Also, you see this page yet? There was a rumor of a Pokémon that could turn into a human...that Pokémon could beat up any other Pokémon with his posse of Pokémon at his corner
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:23 pm
AND THAT POKÉMON IS ME(turns into human)
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:24 pm
@pixlyJolt: OK, *uses Nyan Summoner* INSTANTLY makes both trainers AND Pokemon faint*
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:26 pm
DIE EVERYONE! DDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:27 pm
@Mega Maria: *telepathy* STAY OUT OF THIS! *uses telepathy to freeze you in place*
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:27 pm
Too bad I have focus sashes, & guess what, we’re right next to a pokecenter. Now...where is my MASTERBALL
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:28 pm
I SUMMON THE POWER OF TWITCHP & THE ALL MIGHTY MISSINGNO.
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:29 pm
Heh, watch & learn, scrub. (Uses roto catch & darkball)
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:29 pm
(On mega Maria)
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:31 pm
@pixlyJolt: TRY ME BI***! *grabs and crushes ball* YOUR NEXT!
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:28 pm
@pixlyJolt: pfffffffft, I CATCH MASTERBALLS AND USE THEM ON THE 1 WHO THREW IT AT ME
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:26 pm
@pixlyJolt: oh and you have 1 go point left lol
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:27 pm
@Green The Shiny Jolteon: *breaks out* *Uses Drake Freezer* *freezes everything in sight* DIE!
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:27 pm
@Mega Maria: *telepathy* *freezes it, and you* I SAID STAY OUT OF THIS!
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:28 pm
@Green The Shiny Jolteon: YOU WERE GOING TO HURT MY MOM! SO YOU... MUST... PPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *telepathically breaks your Telepothy*
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:29 pm
@Mega Maria: lol *force feild around battle between me and Speed* NOW we can't, she's outside it, and so are you.
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:30 pm
(What)
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:31 pm
@pixlyJolt: ARE YOU BATTLING ME OR NOT!?
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:31 pm
(What did your last comment mean)
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:33 pm
@pixlyJolt: (There is now an indestructible force field around where we are battling, and only we are inside it)
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:35 pm
@Green The Shiny Jolteon: *slashes at it and looks through the the four gashes in the barrier* I SEEEEEEE YYYYYYYOOOOUUUUUUUUU!
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:36 pm
WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU BLUE EYES RASCIT SKIN DRAGON PRICK!?!
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:36 pm
(Look at the drawing in the bottom right corner, that is me right now)
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:38 pm
@pixlyJolt: *eye twitches* YOU DID NNNOOOTTT JUST CALL ME THAT!
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:33 pm
Ay, where mr big shot pokegod now? I bet crying behind smogons UU tier
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:34 pm
@pixlyJolt: Ya, your missingno. just died.
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:35 pm
Are you sure about that? (Dozen surround you) remember, pixl is my name...& GLITCHING IS MY GAME
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:36 pm
@pixlyJolt: *Kills MissingNo.s with Draco Beam* NICE TRY!
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:37 pm
@pixlyJolt: *teleports in front of Speed* YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? *does pose that can delete anything from existance* ALL I HAVE TO SAY ARE 2 WORDS, AND YOU GET DELETED FROM EXISTENCE!
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:39 pm
Heh, what a noob(throws infamous ball, which catches every single thing, even you nooby little eons & dragonite knock offs)
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:39 pm
(Guys end it quick gotta cool off at the store)
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:40 pm
@pixlyJolt: *catches it* BOI you really think that'll work? *choves it on your face* BYE. *uses it on you, it smacks you in the face*
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:43 pm
(Right eye twitches, my surroundings glitch out) GOOD BYE LITTLE B*TCHES
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:45 pm
@pixlyJolt: *knocks you out telepathically* Not today.
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:43 pm
@pixlyJolt: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?! FIRST, YOU ALMOST KILLED MY MOM, SECOND, YOU TAUNT ME, AND THIRD, YOU INSULT ME?! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING, PIECE OF CRAP, WORTHLESS GLITCHED OUT ELECTRIC FOX. I WILL REMEMBER THAT REMARK... NOW DIE *fires Draco Beam*
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 7:44 pm
@Green The Shiny Jolteon: so your a destroyer of universes, alright, say hello to the underworld, demons attack, btw I'm the demon lord, also I'll help you @Mega Maria
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:45 pm
@JREZZ_The_Greninja: THANK YOU NINJA FROG.
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:46 pm
@JREZZ_The_Greninja: I'm no demon, I AM THE ULTIMATE RESCUER.
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:48 pm
and no I'm not a destroyer of universes. I only want to SAVE. And I just want to do my job in PEACE. So leave me alone, you FAKER.
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 7:50 pm
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:54 pm
@JREZZ_The_Greninja: says the 1 who was trying to FORCE someone to something against their will. A CHILD at that! Who's the Monster now?
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:55 pm
@JREZZ_The_Greninja: AND I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU. OR ANY ONE. I ONLY DO WHEN I HAVE TO.
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:48 pm
@Green The Shiny Jolteon: WHAT KIND OF RESCUER PUTS INNOCENT LIVES IN DANGER?!
Green The Shiny Jolteon August 10th, 2018, 7:49 pm
@Mega Maria: who says I did? 2 words: FORCE FEILD.
pixlyJolt August 10th, 2018, 7:44 pm
Okay bye going
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 7:45 pm
@pixlyJolt: (IRL, because of me, what?)
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 8:20 pm
@Primarina Maria: where's @Lassy
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 8:39 pm
'ello, anybody there?
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 9:52 pm
Sooooo, nobody's here, alrighty then
Stillpixl (Guest) August 10th, 2018, 10:08 pm
\/Play slowpoke well music when while you read this\/
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 10:01 pm
@Primarina Maria: thanks for the info say goodnight to her for me
Stillpixl (Guest) August 10th, 2018, 10:07 pm
Hey guys, thanks for the inspiration
I’m drawing, about this, an illustration,
Everything, probably, I just an illusion,
Being the only true power is through a fusion

(Trainer pixl) Guess it is time to show my real power,
This 8-bit sh*t is just like a dagger,
The only dangerous part is sharp just like my glitches,
I will cut straight through you sons of b*tches

(Green) I have the strength to match superman,
My shinyness will show I can defeat any evil plan,
Along with my electric shocks my determination will fuse,
You can obviously see that I can not possibly lose

(Mega Maria) I AM I FREAKING DRAGON MY DILIGENCE IS ENDLESS
YOU CAN NOT STOP THE FLAMES
MY BODIES COVERED IN SCALES
IF YOU CAN BEAT ME THEN YOU HAVE PASSED THE TEST

WHO WON!?! WHATS NEXT!?! FIND OUT WHEN YOU WATCH ANOTHER VIDEO OF EPIC SHOWDOWN RAP BATTLES!!!
Stillpixl (Guest) August 10th, 2018, 10:10 pm
(Mega Maria can you post a picture of ur profile pic so I can draw it on my interpretation of our war? Send me a link, thanks)
Stillpixl (Guest) August 10th, 2018, 10:12 pm
Guess no ones on :,(
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 10th, 2018, 10:51 pm
@Stillpixl: I am but not for long so goodnight
Mega Maria August 10th, 2018, 11:19 pm
@Stillpixl: And actually, I breathe Ice, not fire. Cool rap though. And I think that Green won.
Tyler The Shiny Jolteon August 11th, 2018, 7:04 am
Stillpixl (Guest) August 10th, 2018, 10:12 pm
What it’s only 8 over here
Stillpixl (Guest) August 10th, 2018, 10:12 pm
Also see my rap battle down there while playing slowpoke well music
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 11th, 2018, 9:03 am
'ello everybody
JREZZ_The_Greninja August 11th, 2018, 9:11 am
'eeeeeellooooooooooo, anybody there?
Tyler The Shiny Jolteon August 11th, 2018, 9:24 am
@JREZZ_The_Greninja: are you still there?
Tyler The Shiny Jolteon August 11th, 2018, 9:25 am
Ima Fishtick August 12th, 2018, 8:29 pm
*eats popcorn and watches everything*